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newer-older-profile-gbook-notes- e-mail-dland crush the jolt 09.23.01 at 10:23 pm 0 comments so far oh a less vindictive note...how do you know of your crush? if you are in some sort of space with them, for example your house or dining hall, class, work, bed, or club, then just conveniently think of a question that can only be solved outside of your shared space. say, for example, a coffee shop. in a class, you can "conveniently" need notes for a session you missed. or you could "conveniently" sit next to your crush and "forget" to bring a pen. presumably, however, if you are sharing a bed with them, none of should be a problem. nonetheless, if you are sharing a bed with your unsuspecting crush, try some of the same tactics such as borrowing a pen. if you don't, unfortunately, know them then you will have to be a little more creative. or, rather, we will have to be a little more resourceful. if you smoke, and your crush smokes, and you know their entire class schdule by heart, you could hang out outside until your crush gets out of class and bum a cigarette, and spark a conversation about the plight of earthworms on our pesticide ridden campus. (on that note, if you know the entire schedule of your crush by heart, you should give up now and make an appointment with health services as soon as possible. unless, of course, you have the exact same schedule as your crush.) if you or your crush do not have the pleasure of smoking, you could "accidently" bump into them and create a small ruckus by dropping all your books (therefore, whenever walking anywhere, be sure to carry all of your belongings in your hands.) if you are not carrying anything, and you happen to bump into your crush, then try saying, hey, don't i know you? in terms of finding out whether or not your crush may or may not be interested, we have one last suggestion. whether you know your crush or not, go to a party where your crush will be present. then, get drunk. but only if your crush is getting drunk. if your crush is not getting drunk, do not, by any means, get drunk. simply bond over the fact that you aren't drinking. if your crush is drinking, proceed to get them wasted, but not beyond a state of no coordination. you should stay slightly coherent so as to implement your plan. your plan: hitting on them/getting in their pants/discovering the meaning of life/getting their phone number/finishing your homework/obtaining a date/professing your undying love/spanking them. your crush will either say comply with your plans or they will not. then, you will know whether or not they are interested in you in a romantic or sexual way. we do believe that the your crush's interest level, if not just substance induced, will be obvious. if they are interested, then charge forth, so to speak. if they do not comply with your plans, then they are not interested, and you should take their noncompliance as a sign. simply get over them because you have most likely made an ass of yourself in front of them by trying to hit on them/get in their pants/discover the meaning of life/get their phone number/finish your homework/obtain a date/profess your undying love/spank them. good luck, and godspeed. |